For almost 8 years, Sam has spearheaded business development at Heatable, helping to project it into the stratosphere of whatever industry he is claiming to be at the forefront of that particular day.

Through hard work, regularly wavering leadership and a fundamental belief in a ‘never good enough’ mindset that keeps his self-esteem limbo stick dropping like prozzy knickers, he currently battles with the idea of a ‘bio’ being written about him.

Being wildly unqualified in every aspect of business and indeed writing, he has to no right to even own a keyboard. An early midlife crisis sees him narcissistically apply sub-par creative writing to industry subjects. Hieroglyphics that may as well be written on the wall of a tomb that will never be found.

His writings have been published on the Heatable website, internal company channels and occasionally, emails. They are widely ridiculed.

Further ridicule should be directed to [email protected].