How do solar panels look? Are they pigs on roofs or sexy money spinners? 🐷
Ugly solar panels 🐖
Through stingy eyes and the sweet aroma of vomit down my shirt, I noticed a neighbours hideous solar panel array this weekend.
If Solar PV itself had a ‘competitor’ - it’s gorgeous deceptive warfare.
Realising this can only have been The Moon - I moved on with the thought and pitied the homeowner, and everyone that has to look at it each day.
It’s why a tonne of our customers - and likely many more potential customers - are worried about how their panels will look.
At least if Quasimodo was lurking around your chimney, he’d offer some level of security, or grunt at bin men if they left the bin blocking your drive.
What do ugly solar panels say about you? 🫣
They aren’t just aesthetically embarrassing.
Your ugly solar panels are a calling sign. You’re bent over and your panels say ‘DO ME’.
Every cash thirsty door knocker within 10 miles will have heard about your clownish antics and giddy willingness to be ripped off.
You’re about to get a double tarmacked drive, the cleanest windows you’ve ever seen and vampires will be expecting to be invited in for a cup of tea.
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So are solar panels worth it if they’re ugly? 💸
No. But they aren’t ugly anymore.
They’re lovely and they generate energy. Like if Julia Roberts ran a mill.
We live in a country ran by poor Governments and rich corporations, hellbent on ripping you off for energy that you dare use to provide for your children.
Read less silly information on whether solar panels are worth it here.
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